★ VADUZ APPLE EXCHANGE — closing prices, last business Tuesday ★   |   McIntosh CHF 4.20 ▲   |   Granny Smith CHF 0.69 ▼ (-13%, see Notable Polishings #4)   |   Royal Gala CHF 69.00 (under royal review)   |   Cosmic Crisp CHF 42.00 =   |   Reinette CHF 13.89 ▲   |   Polishing Sentiment Index: 269 (firm)   |   Polishing — standard sheen: CHF 1.00/apple   |   Polishing — maximum sheen: CHF 6.90/apple (2-day wait)   |   After-hours surcharge: +420%   |   AAPL: consult your broker, we do not track equities   ★★★

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Liechtenstein Department of Apple Polishing

A municipal office in Vaduz, established by royal decree in 1389.

Polishes 42-69 apples per business day. Maximum sheen.

The Department employs three people. None of them are related, as far as anyone has been able to confirm.

Office hours

Notable polishings

  1. 13 August 1389 - first polish (a McIntosh, posthumously)
  2. 2 February 1457 - the Royal Apple Incident (no further details)
  3. 17 June 1903 - second-shiniest apple recorded to date
  4. Last Tuesday - a Granny Smith, by mistake

Contact

Department of Apple Polishing
Office 420, Rear Annex
Vaduz, Liechtenstein
Please knock loudly. Bell is ornamental.

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